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[SHRIEK]

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[SHRIEK]

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AH HA HA HA!

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AH HA HA HA!

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[ MOANING ]

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NEXT TIME A BOOK
A TABLE FOR 8:00, WOLFGANG

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I EXPECT TO BE
SEATED AT 8 O'CLOCK.

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[ SCREAMING AND POPPING ]

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[ SCREAMING AND POPPING ]

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A GOOD WINE.

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NOT A GREAT WINE.

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BUT LOCALLY GROWN
THAT'S FOR SURE.

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HA HA HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA HA HA.

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A PLEASANT ENOUGH BOUQUET.

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ALMOST REMINDS ME OF A GOOD
SCREAM SHERRY.

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HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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I HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR APPETITE, KIDDIES,

19
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BECAUSE TONIGHT'S
TASTELESS TIDBIT

20
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IS SOMETHING I'M SURE
YOU'LL SAVOR.

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IT'S A REAL
EPIGOREANDELIGHT

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ABOUT A NICE
YOUNG COUPLE

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WHO FIND
THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS

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A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW.

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I CALL THIS ADVENTURE
IN FINEDYING

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WHAT'S COOKIN'.

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[MOANING]

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[MOANING]

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I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW.

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MAYBE WE NEED
TO EXPAND THE MENU.

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MAYBE WE NEED
TO EXPAND THE MENU.

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WHAT ABOUT...

33
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WHAT ABOUT...

34
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SQUID KABOB?

35
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SQUID KABOB?

36
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THAT COULD BE INTERESTING.

37
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THAT COULD BE INTERESTING.

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I GOT IT,
I GOT IT--

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SQUID ON A STICK.

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YEAH.

41
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SQUID ON A STICK--

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IT'S A FINGER FOOD
AND TAKEAWAY FOOD ALL IN ONE.

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OUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.

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SQUID ON A STICK
WILL PUT US ON THE MAP.

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SQUID ON A STICK
WILL PUT US ON THE MAP.

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HONEY, IF YOU BURY
THAT THING IN MY NECK,

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YOU'LL WRECK THE BLADE.

48
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IT'S AN EXPENSIVE CLEAVER.
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE.

49
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IT'S AN EXPENSIVE CLEAVER.
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE.

50
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SQUID ON A STICK
IS AN EVEN STUPIDER IDEA

51
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THAN OWNING A RESTAURANT
THAT ONLY SERVES SQUID.

52
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REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOLD
COLONEL SANDERS IN 1956--

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"A CHICKEN RESTAURANT?
YOU MUST BE MAD."

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IF THAT'S MADNESS,
YOU CAN COUNT ME IN.

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HONEY, WE'LL BE

56
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THE BASKIN-ROBBINS OF SEAFOOD.

57
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I THINK

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ERMA'S ONTO SOMETHING.

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ERMA'S ONTO SOMETHING.

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SQUID IS NICE AND ALL,

61
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BUT MAYBE A LITTLE
DIVERSIFICATION

62
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WOULD BE GOOD.

63
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WHO ASKED YOU, GASTON?

64
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YOU'RE JUST A DRIFTER.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

65
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I KNOW THIS MUCH--

66
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ANYBODY CAN BECOME
A DRIFTER

67
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BY SELLING
WHAT PEOPLE DON'T WANT.

68
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I HAVE THIS RECIPE
FOR BARBECUE--

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BARBECUE, ANY IDIOT
CAN DO BARBECUE.

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NOT MY BARBECUE.

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NOT MY BARBECUE.

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I PAY YOU TO CLEAN UP.
JUST CLEAN UP, O.K.?

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I PAY YOU TO CLEAN UP.
JUST CLEAN UP, O.K.?

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HEY, PHIL.

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MORNING, FRED, ERMA.

76
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TOUGH NIGHT?

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TOUGH AIN'T THE WORD.

78
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BETWEEN THE MUGGERS
AND THE KILLERS

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I'M GETTING TO GOD DAMN
OLD FOR THIS SHIT.

80
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WE GOT
YOUR SQUID SANDWICH
COMING RIGHT UP.

81
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NO OFFENSE, BUT I COULDN'T
STOMACH SQUID MCMUFFIN TODAY.

82
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NO OFFENSE, BUT I COULDN'T
STOMACH SQUID MCMUFFIN TODAY.

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HEY, PHIL?

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HEY, PHIL?

85
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LET ME GUESS. SQUID?

86
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HA!

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HEY,

88
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I'M SORRY FOR WHAT
FRED SAID BEFORE.

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HE'S A VISIONARY.
I RESPECT THAT.

90
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WHAT IS A CLASSY
LADY LIKE YOU

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DOING WITH
A GUY LIKE HIM?

92
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S LIKE YOU
SAID HE'S GOT A VISION.

93
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YOU OUGHT TO LEAVE HIM

94
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AND COME LIVE WITH ME.
I'VE GOT VISION, TOO.

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WELL, THAT'S SWEET,
BUT, UH...

96
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WELL, THAT'S SWEET,
BUT, UH...

97
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THANKS FOR THE OFFER.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO WALK YOU HOME?

99
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NO. I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.

100
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NO. I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.

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BESIDES, FRED'S
GOING TO BE HOME SOON.

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BYE.

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BYE.

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BYE.

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[BELL RINGS]

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[BELL RINGS]

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MR. CHUMLEY. HI.

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MR. CHUMLEY. HI.

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FEEL FREE TO REMIND ME
IF I'M WRONG,

110
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BUT LAST WEEK,
DID WE OR DID WE NOT

111
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HAVE A CONVERSATION
IN WHICH YOU AGREED

112
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YOU WOULD DELIVER
INTO MY HANDS YESTERDAY

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THE THREE MONTHS' BACK RENT
THAT YOU OWE ME?

114
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YES, SIR, WE DID SAY
SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

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YES, SIR, WE DID SAY
SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

116
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AND WHAT DAY IS TODAY?

117
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IS TODAY, YESTERDAY?

118
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NO. TODAY IS TODAY.

119
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NO. TODAY IS TODAY.

120
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AND DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW
TODAY IS TODAY?

121
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BECAUSE IF TODAY
WERE YESTERDAY.

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I'D HAVE A CHECK
IN MY HANDS.

123
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I'D HAVE A CHECK
IN MY HANDS.

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MR. CHUMLEY BUSINESS
IS PICKING UP.

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IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR
HEART TO GIVE ME MORE TIME.

126
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CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO EAT?

127
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NO!

128
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THE ONLY THING I WANT
FROM YOU IS MY MONEY.

129
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THE ONLY THING I WANT
FROM YOU IS MY MONEY.

130
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I COULD
WRITE A CHECK--

131
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BUT YOU AIN'T GOT IT.

132
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NO, SIR.

133
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I'M GOING TO BE BACK TOMORROW
WITH AN EVICTION NOTICE

134
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AND A NEW SET OF LOCKS.

135
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AND A NEW SET OF LOCKS.

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ONE OTHER TINY LITTLE THING--

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YOU'RE ONE LOUSY COOK.

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YOU'RE ONE LOUSY COOK.

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YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!

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YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

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DON'T YOU GO.

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OH!

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OH, MY GOD, MR. CHUMLEY,
I'M SORRY.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

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OH!

147
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OH!

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MR. CHUMLEY?

149
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MR. CHUMLEY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

150
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

151
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YOU'RE CRAZY!

152
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I'M CALLING THE COPS!

153
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PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

154
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MR. CHUMLEY!

155
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[DOG BARKING]

156
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[DOG BARKING]

157
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HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE.

158
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HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE.

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HI.

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HI.

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BOY, YOU'RE SURE
IN A GOOD MOOD.

162
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ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?

163
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WELL, I WAS WALKING HOME
AND ALL OF SUDDEN I FELT SEXY.

164
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WELL, I WAS WALKING HOME
AND ALL OF SUDDEN I FELT SEXY.

165
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YOU'RE HOME LATE.

166
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WHAT KEPT YOU?

167
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WHAT KEPT YOU?

168
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?

169
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?

170
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MR. CHUMLEY STOPPED BY
TODAY AFTER YOU LEFT.

171
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MR. CHUMLEY STOPPED BY
TODAY AFTER YOU LEFT.

172
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OH, NO!

173
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NO. IT'S NOT AS BAD
AS YOU THINK.

174
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REALLY, NOW LISTEN
TO ME.

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YOU STILL HAVE
A LITTLE ROOM LEFT

176
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ON ONE OF YOUR
CREDIT CARDS, RIGHT?

177
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RIGHT? SO...

178
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WE TAKE SOME OF THAT MONEY

179
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AND WE BUY A WHOLE
TON OF PORK.

180
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IT'S THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.

181
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OH, SHUT UP!

182
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FRED!

183
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YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT KEEPING
US OFF THE STREET NOT IN DEBT.

184
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I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE
AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.

185
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WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?

186
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP.

187
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP.

188
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LOOK, IF YOU WERE
TO SAY RIGHT NOW

189
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THAT YOU NEVER WANTED
TO SEE ME AGAIN,

190
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I'D UNDERSTAND.

191
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I'D UNDERSTAND.

192
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ALL I CAN SAY IS...

193
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I'M SORRY.

194
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I'M SORRY.

195
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET
RID OF ME THAT EASILY.

196
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I MARRIED YOU FOR RICHER
OR FOR POORER.

197
00:10:00,717 --> 00:10:00,717
I MARRIED YOU FOR RICHER
OR FOR POORER.

198
00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:06,256
BESIDES, YOU OWE ME
A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY.

199
00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:06,256
BESIDES, YOU OWE ME
A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY.

200
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,201
I THINK I'M
GOING TO CRY.

201
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,203
I'LL MAKE US SOME COFFEE.

202
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,206
THERE'S NO POINT
IN DOING THAT, GASTON.

203
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:24,708
WE'RE BEING EVICTED.

204
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,710
FRED 'N' ERMA'S
IS HISTORY.

205
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,712
THIS IS TERRIBLE.

206
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:29,212
THIS IS TERRIBLE.

207
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,216
HEY, PHIL.

208
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,718
WHAT A NIGHT.

209
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,219
I'M SO DAMN HUNGRY,

210
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I COULD ACTUALLY EAT
A SQUID SANDWICH.

211
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:39,723
WE'RE ONLY
SERVING COFFEE TODAY.

212
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,826
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY EGGS
OR SOMETHING?

213
00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:45,329
WE MAY HAVE
A COUPLE LEFT.

214
00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:45,829
WE MAY HAVE
A COUPLE LEFT.

215
00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:49,032
AND STEAKS?

216
00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,034
STEAK AND EGGS
SOUNDS GREAT.

217
00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:51,034
STEAK AND EGGS
SOUNDS GREAT.

218
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,575
UH,

219
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,244
I DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING.

220
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,246
I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY NOT TO.

221
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,250
YOU KNOW THAT BARBECUE IDEA
I WAS TALKING ABOUT?

222
00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:10,687
WELL, I TOOK THE INITIATIVE

223
00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:15,692
AND SPOKE WITH THIS SUPPLIER
WHO GAVE ME A GOOD DEAL.

224
00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:18,562
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
ANGRY WITH ME.

225
00:11:18,562 --> 00:11:20,564
I AIN'T ANGRY,
I'M STARVED.

226
00:11:20,564 --> 00:11:22,065
GRILL THAT BABY.

227
00:11:22,065 --> 00:11:22,065
GRILL THAT BABY.

228
00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:30,007
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, OFFICER.
IT'S SPECIALLY CURED.

229
00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:32,009
IT'S AN OLD FAMILY RECIPE.

230
00:11:32,009 --> 00:11:32,009
IT'S AN OLD FAMILY RECIPE.

231
00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,854
GOD, THAT SMELLS GOOD.

232
00:11:43,854 --> 00:11:45,922
EVEN THE COFFEE
TASTES BETTER.

233
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:45,922
EVEN THE COFFEE
TASTES BETTER.

234
00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,392
HEY, FRED?

235
00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:50,427
YOUR LANDLORD'S
NAMED CHUMLEY, RIGHT?

236
00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:51,928
UH-HUH. WHY?

237
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,432
WE FOUND HIS CAR
AND HIS EMPTY WALLET.

238
00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:56,666
WHAT HAPPENED?

239
00:11:56,666 --> 00:12:00,170
DON'T KNOW. LOOKED LIKE
A HELL OF A STRUGGLE,
THOUGH--

240
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,172
BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.

241
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:03,673
BLOOD? IS HE DEAD?

242
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:04,674
DON'T KNOW.

243
00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:06,410
THERE WAS NO BODY.

244
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:09,413
WE ONLY KNOW
HE NEVER MADE IT HOME.

245
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:12,416
JUDGING FROM THE CAR,
IF HE'S WALKING AROUND,

246
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,718
IT'S A MIRACLE.

247
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:18,188
DON'T OVERCOOK THAT, ERMA.
I LIKE IT RARE.

248
00:12:18,188 --> 00:12:18,188
DON'T OVERCOOK THAT, ERMA.
I LIKE IT RARE.

249
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,094
WHATEVER'S COOKING
ON THAT GRILL
SMELLS INCREDIBLE.

250
00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:26,029
THROW ONE ON FOR ME.

251
00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:27,564
MAKE THAT TWO.

252
00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:27,931
MAKE THAT TWO.

253
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:29,766
LADIES...

254
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,802
HERE YOU GO.

255
00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:31,802
HERE YOU GO.

256
00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:46,416
GASTON, CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE?

257
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:46,416
GASTON, CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE?

258
00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:51,855
THAT'S MR. CHUMLEY'S
HANDKERCHIEF.

259
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,824
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

260
00:12:53,824 --> 00:12:55,759
HE GAVE IT TO ME.

261
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:58,028
YOU'RE LYING.

262
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,362
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

263
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,366
I DO YOU A FAVOR,
AND YOU CALL ME
A LIAR.

264
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:03,767
I DO YOU A FAVOR,
AND YOU CALL ME
A LIAR.

265
00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,808
THERE'S YOUR STEAK.

266
00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:13,276
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

267
00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:13,276
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

268
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,320
MMM. THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

269
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:23,320
MMM. THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

270
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,226
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT MR. CHUMLEY.

271
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,595
THIS CITY'S
TURNING INTO A SEWER.

272
00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:34,664
I'LL TELL YOU,
MAKES EARLY RETIREMENT
LOOK BETTER AND BETTER.

273
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:39,169
IF ONLY I COULD FIND
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO
WITH MYSELF.

274
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:40,670
MMM.

275
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,538
[BELL RINGS]

276
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:43,607
THROW ONE
ON FOR ME.

277
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:46,343
HEY, GASTON...

278
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:49,446
IS THIS ALL THE STEAK
THERE IS?

279
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:51,448
NO. THERE'S MORE
IN THE FREEZER.

280
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:54,184
COULD YOU BRING SOME
OUT FRONT?

281
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,752
SURE THING.

282
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:56,253
SURE THING.

283
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,756
I'M SORRY, GASTON.

284
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,759
I DON'T MEAN TO ACCUSE YOU
OF ANYTHING.

285
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,361
IT'S O.K., MAN.
I UNDERSTAND.

286
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:05,896
[BELL RINGS]

287
00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:05,896
[BELL RINGS]

288
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:11,501
HEY, GASTON,
WE GOT PEOPLE WAITING.

289
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:11,501
HEY, GASTON,
WE GOT PEOPLE WAITING.

290
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:18,008
FRED, WILL YOU HOLD
THIS DOOR OPEN?

291
00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:19,075
YEAH. SURE.

292
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:19,075
YEAH. SURE.

293
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:26,216
[CHOP]

294
00:14:26,216 --> 00:14:26,216
[CHOP]

295
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:31,121
YOU KILLED MR. CHUMLEY!

296
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:35,525
GEE, FRED, YOU
MAKE IT SOUND SO UGLY.

297
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,494
YOU KILLED MR. CHUMLEY!

298
00:14:37,494 --> 00:14:39,496
YES.
O.K., I KILLED HIM.

299
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:42,332
JUST
HOLD THAT DOOR OPEN.

300
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,234
GASTON, FRED,
WHERE ARE YOU?

301
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:45,702
WE'VE GOT CUSTOMERS!

302
00:14:45,702 --> 00:14:47,704
HE'LL BE RIGHT OUT
THERE, ERMA.

303
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:50,207
FRED, GET A GRIP.

304
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:53,710
IT'S A DOG EAT DOG
WORLD OUT THERE.

305
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,713
AND WE'RE ALL JUST DIFFERENT
FLAVORS OF ALPO.

306
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,216
HEY, DON'T KEEP THE DOOR
OPEN LONG HE'LL SPOIL.

307
00:14:59,216 --> 00:14:59,216
HEY, DON'T KEEP THE DOOR
OPEN LONG HE'LL SPOIL.

308
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:33,116
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE RECIPE
IS, BUT THAT BRILLIANT.

309
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:33,583
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE RECIPE
IS, BUT THAT BRILLIANT.

310
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,088
THANK YOU.

311
00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:38,622
THANK YOU.

312
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,794
WE MUST HAVE MADE
$1,500 TODAY.

313
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:45,795
OH, WOW.

314
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:49,299
SO THIS IS WHAT
THE RESTAURANT
BUSINESS IS LIKE.

315
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,800
WHAT'S WRONG?

316
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,303
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST...

317
00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:53,803
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST...

318
00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:57,307
YOU DON'T LIKE
MAKING MONEY?

319
00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:58,808
GASTON,
YOU'RE A GENIUS.

320
00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,810
HOW'D A GUY LIKE YOU

321
00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:03,313
EVER END UP
ON THE STREETS?

322
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:07,317
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS--
A RUN OF BAD LUCK.

323
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:10,320
I'M GETTING
SOME STEAKS
OUT OF THE FREEZER.

324
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,822
NO, NO.
UM, I'LL DO IT.

325
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:16,893
WHY DON'T YOU
PUT THE CHAIRS
ON THE TABLE?

326
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:16,893
WHY DON'T YOU
PUT THE CHAIRS
ON THE TABLE?

327
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,783
YOU AND ME GOT TO TALK.

328
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:42,852
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
WE GOT TO TALK.

329
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,821
THIS HAS GOT TO...
STOP.

330
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:46,723
I'M GOING
TO CALL THE COPS.

331
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,859
AND WHAT WILL YOU SAY,
FRED?

332
00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:52,262
I KILLED YOUR LANDLORD
BECAUSE YOU
OWED HIM MONEY?

333
00:16:52,529 --> 00:16:55,098
THERE'S NOT MUCH MOTIVE
IN THAT.

334
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:58,568
BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO CUT HIM LAST NIGHT.

335
00:16:58,568 --> 00:16:58,568
BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO CUT HIM LAST NIGHT.

336
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:02,038
THERE WERE WITNESSES--

337
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:05,041
THOSE GUYS THAT LIVE
ON THE STREET.

338
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,977
I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE
THAT COOKED HIM.

339
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,913
YOUR WIFE DID THAT.

340
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:09,913
YOUR WIFE DID THAT.

341
00:17:11,915 --> 00:17:15,418
SO, YOU'RE GOING TO
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT...

342
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:15,418
SO, YOU'RE GOING TO
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT...

343
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,855
AREN'T YOU...PARTNER?

344
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:18,855
AREN'T YOU...PARTNER?

345
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,258
PARTNER?

346
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,259
50-50.

347
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,762
THAT SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.

348
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,263
I SUPPLY THE MEAT.

349
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,632
ALL YOU DO IS COOK IT

350
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,501
HOWEVER MANY WAYS
YOU WANT.

351
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,502
[DOOR OPENS]

352
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,504
I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE.

353
00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:34,938
I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE.

354
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,007
I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS

355
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,010
FOR THE DAY WE HAD
SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.

356
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,012
I'D ALMOST GIVEN UP.

357
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:45,014
I'LL PUT IT ON SOME ICE.

358
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,016
NO! UH, NO.

359
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:49,519
MMM, HONEY,
UM, I'M REALLY TIRED.

360
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,020
WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY.

361
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:54,457
WHY DON'T WE GO OUT
AND CELEBRATE, O.K.?

362
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:56,526
FRED, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

363
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,528
MAYBE HE HAD A VISION.

364
00:17:59,028 --> 00:17:59,028
MAYBE HE HAD A VISION.

365
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:48,111
FRED, DICK SWARTSBURG,
JUST ORDERED SECONDS.

366
00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:48,111
FRED, DICK SWARTSBURG,
JUST ORDERED SECONDS.

367
00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:52,115
HE'S THE RESTAURANT CRITIC
FOR THE DAILY BUGLE.

368
00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,117
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?

369
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,618
IT MEANS WE'RE A HIT.

370
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:57,120
IT MEANS HE LOVES US.

371
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,621
REALLY.

372
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,125
YOU SEE, FRED, IT'S
YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.

373
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:06,129
WE ARE ALL
GOING TO BE
FILTHY RICH.

374
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:09,165
YEAH, I...GUESS WE ARE.

375
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:09,165
YEAH, I...GUESS WE ARE.

376
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:27,484
MMM.

377
00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:29,486
HEY, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT BAD.

378
00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:29,986
HEY, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT BAD.

379
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,990
MMM. THAT IS ACTUALLY
DAMN GOOD.

380
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:33,990
MMM. THAT IS ACTUALLY
DAMN GOOD.

381
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,995
MMM! YES! YES!
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH!

382
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:38,995
MMM! YES! YES!
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH!

383
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:58,081
HERE YOU GO,
RARE AND JUICY
LIKE YOU ORDERED.

384
00:19:58,581 --> 00:19:59,048
THANK YOU.

385
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:01,618
PHIL, HOW YOU DOING?
THE USUAL?

386
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,122
MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW
WHY I NEVER EAT AT HOME.

387
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,626
IF SHE COOKED LIKE YOU GUYS,
I'D NEVER LEAVE.

388
00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:09,893
IF SHE COOKED LIKE YOU GUYS,
I'D NEVER LEAVE.

389
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,299
HEY, WE GOT A BREAK
ON YOUR LANDLORD.

390
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,700
THERE WAS THIS METAL

391
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,136
IN THE BLOOD SAMPLE
WE TOOK--

392
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,505
A VERY UNUSUAL ALLOY.

393
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:26,643
IT CAME FROM A KNIFE BRAND
NOT MADE ANYMORE.

394
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,211
WE'RE CHECKING
THE COMPANY'S RECORDS,

395
00:20:28,211 --> 00:20:29,712
SEE WHO BOUGHT IT.

396
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,682
WE'LL I.D. THE KILLER
ANY DAY NOW.

397
00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:32,682
WE'LL I.D. THE KILLER
ANY DAY NOW.

398
00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:40,857
55, 56, 57.

399
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:44,360
$7,857.

400
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,363
WE'D BETTER START THINKING
ABOUT EXPANDING.

401
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,899
I'VE GOT TO GO
TELL FRED.

402
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:49,899
I'VE GOT TO GO
TELL FRED.

403
00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:09,686
ALMOST $8,000.

404
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,189
HA HA HA!
THAT IS OUR BEST DAY YET.

405
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:13,690
HA HA HA!
THAT IS OUR BEST DAY YET.

406
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,160
WHAT'S EATING YOU?

407
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,696
DON'T SAY THAT,
YOU HEAR ME?

408
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,197
DON'T SAY THAT!

409
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,199
I DON'T GET YOU.
I...

410
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:23,700
I DON'T GET YOU.
I...

411
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,202
I'M GOING HOME.

412
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:26,703
I'M GOING HOME.

413
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:43,453
PAL, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

414
00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:45,321
YOU HEARD
WHAT PHIL SAID.

415
00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:47,090
WE'VE HAD IT!

416
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:49,726
MAYBE WE'LL PUT PHIL
ON THE MENU.

417
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,061
HE'S A COP,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

418
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:55,298
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME?
I'LL CLEAN UP.

419
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:57,700
NO! I GOT TO THINK.

420
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,569
SUIT YOURSELF.

421
00:21:59,569 --> 00:21:59,569
SUIT YOURSELF.

422
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,072
THERE'S GOT TO BE
A WAY OUT OF THIS.

423
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,073
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

424
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:04,574
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

425
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,584
[GASPS]

426
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,552
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO FRIGHTEN YOU.

427
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,088
CAN I COME IN
FOR A MINUTE?

428
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:20,590
WHY?

429
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,591
I'M WORRIED ABOUT FRED.

430
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:22,091
I'M WORRIED ABOUT FRED.

431
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,563
WELL, THAT MAKES
TWO OF US.

432
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,232
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG.

433
00:22:29,232 --> 00:22:31,300
I DO.

434
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,302
HE'S FEELING GUILTY.

435
00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:35,138
ERMA...

436
00:22:35,138 --> 00:22:37,874
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU THIS.

437
00:22:37,874 --> 00:22:39,442
IT'S FRED.

438
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,744
HE'S BEEN KILLING PEOPLE.

439
00:22:41,744 --> 00:22:41,744
HE'S BEEN KILLING PEOPLE.

440
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,814
WHAT?

441
00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,883
IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.

442
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:49,318
THIS WHOLE
SECRET RECIPE THING,

443
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,821
IT'S FRED'S IDEA.
IT'S NOT MINE.

444
00:22:51,821 --> 00:22:53,823
ARE...
ARE YOU TELLING ME

445
00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,491
THAT WE'VE BEEN--

446
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:58,327
THAT'S WHY HE STAYS LATE
AT THE RESTAURANT.

447
00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:01,297
I SAW HIM WHEN HE KILLED
MR. CHUMLEY.

448
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,866
I PROMISED
TO KEEP HIS SECRET,

449
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,868
BUT I'M SCARED FOR HIM.

450
00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:08,871
HE KNOWS THE COPS
ARE ONTO HIM.

451
00:23:08,871 --> 00:23:12,375
HE SAID HE'D KILL HIMSELF.
HE TOOK YOUR GUN.

452
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,077
OH, NO.

453
00:23:14,077 --> 00:23:14,077
OH, NO.

454
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,147
OH, MY GOD!

455
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:21,150
I'LL GO BACK
TO TRY AND STOP HIM.

456
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,654
YOU CALL FARLEY
AND TELL HIM TO HURRY THERE.

457
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,156
ERMA,
IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.

458
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:27,657
ERMA,
IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.

459
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,170
FRED? YOU HERE?

460
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:41,170
FRED? YOU HERE?

461
00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:44,173
BACK HERE, GASTON.

462
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:44,674
BACK HERE, GASTON.

463
00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:03,726
AAH!

464
00:24:03,726 --> 00:24:03,726
AAH!

465
00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:11,968
AAH!

466
00:24:11,968 --> 00:24:13,436
[SIZZLING]

467
00:24:13,436 --> 00:24:13,436
[SIZZLING]

468
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:17,406
AS USUAL,
WE'LL DO THINGS MY WAY.

469
00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:21,477
I SAY YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW
YOUR FREAKING BRAINS OUT.

470
00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:22,745
[BELL RINGS]

471
00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:23,012
[BELL RINGS]

472
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:27,083
[DOOR CLOSES]

473
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:30,586
MURDER-SUICIDE
PLAYS MUCH BETTER--

474
00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:34,590
THE DISTRAUGHT COUPLE,
THE COPS CLOSING IN.

475
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,593
THEY WERE ARGUING, OFFICER,
WHEN I GOT HERE.

476
00:24:37,593 --> 00:24:39,228
IT WAS HORRIBLE.

477
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:39,228
IT WAS HORRIBLE.

478
00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:43,266
SHE PICKED UP A CLEAVER,
AND HE FIRED.

479
00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:44,767
[CLICK]

480
00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,269
[CLICK CLICK]

481
00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:47,236
GOD!

482
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:47,236
GOD!

483
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,778
YOU SAID THAT FRED
WAS GOING TO KILL
HIMSELF USING MY GUN.

484
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:59,282
FRED KNOWS I NEVER
PUT BULLETS IN MY GUN.

485
00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:01,784
NOPE, NEVER.
I WON'T LET HER.

486
00:25:01,784 --> 00:25:03,286
THANKS FOR THE CALL.

487
00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:07,290
NOW, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO
WITH HIM?

488
00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:10,293
I DON'T KNOW.
HE HAS A BIG MOUTH.

489
00:25:10,293 --> 00:25:11,794
I SAY HE DIES.

490
00:25:11,794 --> 00:25:13,296
[BELL RINGS]

491
00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:14,730
OFFICER!

492
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:18,301
OFFICER! OFFICER!
THANK GOD YOU MADE IT.

493
00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:20,203
HERE ARE THE KILLERS.

494
00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:22,705
THEY KILLED CHUMLEY,

495
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:24,240
AND WHO KNOWS
WHO ELSE?

496
00:25:24,707 --> 00:25:28,744
YEAH, YEAH,
WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO?

497
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,413
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

498
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:31,480
ARREST THEM!

499
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,715
I COULD,

500
00:25:32,715 --> 00:25:34,784
BUT, YOU SEE...

501
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,586
I'VE DEVELOPED THIS TASTE.

502
00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:38,120
WHAT?

503
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,157
AND THIS WOULD SOLVE
MY EARLY RETIREMENT
PROBLEM--

504
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:43,926
SOMETHING TO DO
WITH MYSELF.

505
00:25:43,926 --> 00:25:47,463
FARLEY'S FLAME-BROILED
SOUND O.K. TO YOU GUYS?

506
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:50,032
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD
TO ME, PHIL.

507
00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:52,034
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
ERMA?

508
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:54,036
I THINK IT SOUNDS

509
00:25:54,036 --> 00:25:56,806
DOWNRIGHT
MOUTH-WATERING,
FRED.

510
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,875
THEN FIRE IT UP.

511
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,544
I'M STARVING.

512
00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:03,045
IT'S ALREADY HOT.

513
00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,914
NO! NO! NO! NO!

514
00:26:04,914 --> 00:26:06,983
[SCREAMING]

515
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:06,983
[SCREAMING]

516
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:29,572
I SUPPOSE IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE
FOR GASTON TO SAVE FACE.

517
00:26:29,572 --> 00:26:32,575
TALK ABOUT
AFLESHIN THE PAN!

518
00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:33,075
TALK ABOUT
AFLESHIN THE PAN!

519
00:26:35,077 --> 00:26:36,579
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

520
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:39,582
WHEN YOUBUTCHERMONEY
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

521
00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:40,082
WHEN YOUBUTCHERMONEY
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

522
00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:48,057
AS FOR ME, KIDDIES,
I SAY IT'S TIME FOR TAPS.

523
00:26:48,057 --> 00:26:48,057
AS FOR ME, KIDDIES,
I SAY IT'S TIME FOR TAPS.

524
00:26:51,093 --> 00:26:52,061
MMM.

525
00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:57,099
TILL NEXT TIME,
RESTAURATEURIN PEACE.

526
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:57,600
TILL NEXT TIME,
RESTAURATEURIN PEACE.

527
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,609
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00:27:07,076 --> 00:27:10,112
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529
00:27:10,112 --> 00:27:10,112
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530
00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:15,117
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00:27:15,117 --> 00:27:15,117
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